Dietitian Un-Wrapped

Lyrics by Carin Clegg

 

You see food everywhere,

billboards, outlets on the street,

computers, mobiles and on our TV

 

What’s the latest craze?

Neolithic? Space food?

All the books and TV shows, confusing you?

 

Food miles, free range and sugar free

All these things we want to choose

But they’re so hard to see

 

If you want to know what’s right

What the science says

Trust an APD who is well read.

 

That’s APD, APD for short

University qualified,

CPD points galore

 

Heart health, diabetes and IBS

How much exercise?

How much time in bed?

 

Height, weight, BMI,

hip to waist and blood tests,

bowel habits, cooking skills, we always check

 

We assess the whole diet

What, when, where, how much and why?

Give individual advice

Educate how diet affects your life

 

If you want to know what’s right

What the science says

Trust an APD who is well read.

 

Non-hungry eating and mindfulness

We look at those barriers

and we help you address

 

We then translate the science into practical advice

And help you make the changes

that you can fit into your life

 

At all life stages our diet needs change

So see an APD

They are highly acclaimed!

 

If you want to know what’s right

Keep your diet in check

See an APD and you'll be top deck!